Hey. You’re Fat.

If you are so fat that you almost cause your SUV to tip over simply by sitting in the passenger seat, then I think it’s time to mix in a salad or two.  You probably go around at Halloween saying “Trick or Meatloaf“.  People jog around YOU for exercise.  Would have loved to have seen this vehicle try to top 40mph because gravity is an evil bitch. Wouldn’t you?

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