Freedom What What, Exactly?

If you ever get a chance, read the fine print.  This is especially true before you lease a new car, get a mortgage, request a loan from the mafia or agree to donate a kidney.  Unless any of the above are from (or for) me.  Take this company, for example.  But not before reading the fine print…

“We do not guarantee that your debts will be lowered .. or that you will be debt free.  We do not provide .. legal advice or credit repair services.  Include(s) potential adverse impact on credit rating.”

Well, then sir… What exactly in the hell do you ACTUALLY DO?  The name of your company, for the love of God, is FREEDOM DEBT RELIEF.  Shall we assume that you do oil changes?  Table dances?

I sure hope it’s table dances.  How many can I get if I tell you that I’m, say… $10,000 in debt?  I need that kind of freedom and YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE DADDY WHAT HE NEEDS!Image


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