Praying For The Jackpot, Baby!

This John Eckhardt bastage has the market cornered on books for stupid people.  Yeah, I’m looking at YOU Jimmy Swaggart.  You has-been.  Joel Osteen is kicking your tail.

These are two examples of the pulp he’s producing…

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Here’s what I think this charlatan is planning next…

PRAYERS THAT STOP THOSE INTERNET DEMONS AND PRANK PHONE CALLERS

PRAYERS THAT STOP RAP MUSIC

PRAYERS THAT MAKE PEOPLE REALIZE THAT SANTA IS WHITE

PRAYERS THAT HELP YOUR PIZZA DELIVERY SERVICE GO QUICKER

PRAYERS THAT HELP SEND MONEY TO JOHN ECKHARDT. AND HE TAKES VISA.  AND DEBIT CARDS.

PRAYERS THAT HELP YOU REGAIN YOUR VIRGINITY (CALL JOHN ECKHARDT PERSONALLY FOR THIS ONE)

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