Mrs. Ronald McDonald and their child Ronalda. Mrs. McDonald was a ventriloquist before she started dating Ronnie. They couldn’t have a child of their own but a magical fairy godmother granted them a wish as a result of Ronnie winning the Monopoly Game at the restaurant. So, Ronalda The Amazing Puppett is now a real-life girl! As if by magic! The only catch is that she still has a spot in her back that operates her head. True story. I couldn’t make this crap up.
Sidenote: the picture was taken only a year before Mrs. McDonald went to be with Jesus. Who would have thought that McNuggets presented a choking hazard? Not me, I assure you. Just tragic.