My birthday is May 2nd. Guess what my present was from Seal Team VI?
Thanks, guys. That’s the gift that keeps on giving. It’s like Beetlejuice said…
Question: “What are your qualifications”
Answer: “Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’VE SEEN THE EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT. Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think?
Like this… Just keeps getting better every time I think of it.