Drinking For One

Look at some of the great quality crap merchandise that you can find at a dollar store!

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I’ll bet it includes “Thumpers”, Beer Pong, Chandeliers, Games With Nasty Words In The Titles, and much more!  What I found disturbing was what was at the bottom of the box…

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You have to have at least two in order to play?  Why?  Doesn’t make sense.  Surely you can play alone, right?  Especially if you’re like me.  Irish.  You know the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?  One less drunk.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?  WC Fields

My dad was the town drunk.  Most of the time, that’s not too bad.  But, New York City?  Henny Youngman

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