BOMB’S AWAY!

In yet MORE news that will make you throw up before you actually eat, we have this… courtesy of our friends at AOL:

There’s no escape from smartphones these days, not even in the bathroom. In fact, a new study says that 75% of Americans admit to using their smartphones while on the toilet.

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This blog entry will send me straight to hell, but … oh, well.  Here goes…

Why the Japanese guy?  The irony here is that he must be American (or in America).  Because in Japan. the toilets look like this:

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If you have had too many bean burritos before going bar-hopping (or bar hobbling), then you will find this when you try to duck into the public bathroom before that person you’re hitting on sees you.  Yes, it’s built into the floor.  And you have to turn away from it, bend over, and try to aim.

Believe it or not, I know just what went through your mind.  And I agree.  I think that you would need one of those World War II bomb-sights hooked to your keester to let you know when to…. uh, … uh,…. when to say “BOMB’S AWAY”!!!!  It was called ENOLA GAY for a reason.

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