We’re Number One!

Hey, it looks like we killed the number one terrorist leader.  Again.  AOL says:

MANILA, Philippines — The Philippine military said it killed 3 of Southeast Asia’s most-wanted terrorist leaders in a U.S.-backed airstrike that significantly weakens..al-Qaida…  The dawn strike … killed at least 15 people, including Malaysian Zulkifli bin Hir, also known as Marwan.


Just three things, if I may…

1.  No matter how many you kill, someone will always be number one.  It’s just the way it is.  Example:  let’s say that everybody in my neighborhood (except me) came down with some kind of disease that took their ability to see and run at the same time.  Well, then guess who the number one obstacle course runner is?  ME, brother!  Yeah, me!  Everybody else would look like they are on that Japanese show where people die while pogo-sticking on a swinging object or something.

2.  This terrorist is named “Zulkifli bin Hir” but he’s called “Marwan”?  What?  Does he do tech support for Windows or something?  Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean.  You call Microsoft because that damn porn has caused yet ANOTHER virus, and the guy that answers is obviously in India.  And his name is Joe.  Aw, c’mon…

3.  Maybe it’s just me, but the guy HOLDING the picture looks a lot like the guy IN the picture.  Put a cheesy mustache on him and there you go.  Could be his driver’s license picture from college.  Or, his passport picture from last week.  Who knows?  I think a DNA sample should come into play here.


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