Now this is funny! What? Did the guy break into Chris Rock’s house?
You don’t pay taxes. They take taxes.
Every town has 2 malls: the one white people go to and the one white people USED to go to.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Africa is far, far away. About a 35 hour flight. The boat ride’s so long, there are still slaves on their way here.
Paula Abdul on Idol? Gettin’ Paula Abdul to judge a singin’ contest is like gettin’ Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!