That Left A Mark


Too scary.  I loved Farley but what girl would want to look like a man?  Especially him?  Or Susan Boyle?

Just a guess?  I’m thinking that this lady SOMEHOW got some of Farley’s “baby batter”, stored it in her Frigidaire, and then surreptitiously used it years later to create a love child.  That could happen.  Not with me, but with other guys I’m sure it’s a possibility.   No woman wants my DNA anywhere near them.  If one more date puts on a haz-mat suit before getting intimate with me, then I swear that I’m going postal.

“I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butchers word for it.”   Chris Farley


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