Too scary. I loved Farley but what girl would want to look like a man? Especially him? Or Susan Boyle?
Just a guess? I’m thinking that this lady SOMEHOW got some of Farley’s “baby batter”, stored it in her Frigidaire, and then surreptitiously used it years later to create a love child. That could happen. Not with me, but with other guys I’m sure it’s a possibility. No woman wants my DNA anywhere near them. If one more date puts on a haz-mat suit before getting intimate with me, then I swear that I’m going postal.
“I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butchers word for it.” Chris Farley