From today’s Yahoo! headlines:
Hugo Chavez arrives in Cuba for urgent cancer surgery after emotional farewell in Venezuela.
“I have faith that everything will go well,” Chavez told Venezuelan state television…. He said he brought with him a box of books to read… including … “TNT: The Power Within You,” a self-help book with a subtitle that reads: “How to release the forces inside you & get what you want!”
Well, sir… I’m assuming that what you want is to die shortly. The only force inside of you that will be released will be a fecal sample and your soul (assuming you have one). Going to Cuba for cancer surgery? You have to be kidding! Cuban surgeons get their MD degrees if they can successfully remove the funny bone in the game Operation one out of four times. You can routinely hear the phrase “What part is that?” during surgery in Havana, so I’m not expecting a good result.
So, when Hugo kicks over in a couple of days, don’t say I didn’t warn you. I’m sort of a visionary like that.
PS: I feel kind of sorry for the Operation dude. Bad hair, big gut, and a bad case of microphallus. Looks like Moe from The Three Stooges. Did he have microphallus, too? Hmmmm….