This ad was recently in The (Jackson, MS) Clarion Ledger newspaper:
I can’t figure out why it caught my eye. Maybe it’s because I have a penis, but that’s just a guess. What gets me, though, is that the picture somehow is supposed to go along with weight loss. Really? I love the picture, but weight loss? That’s more like something you would see for a strip-club powder-puff football team. You know… the kind that doesn’t actually play football, but spends a lot of time bending over for the camera. Aw, c’mon… You know what I mean! The kind you see late night on Cinemax.
I think they should have just put a picture of a monkey in there. Or a carburetor. Whatever. They would have the same relevance as this. But…. fantasizing to a monkey or a car part would be disgusting. Never mind.