Played a little Wii this past week. Wii Bowling, to be exact. And guess who my opponent was!!! C’mon guess!!! If you guessed Fidel Castro, then you’re retarded. But, if you guessed Michael Jackson, then you’re right!
Sort of like NAMBLA meets The Big Lebowski. Except for the big uni-boob in the middle of his chest. Maybe that’s where he keeps the propofol. And chimp food. Geez… where am I going with this?