Here we go again… And this time it’s from the Jehovah’s Witnesses, no less. And if you’re playing along at home, that’s two JW references in two posts. Not bad, if you ask me. You try to squeeze those guys into news of the day.
The guy on the far right is supposed to be Jesus. Yes, that Jesus. The one born in NAZARETH! In the MIDDLE EAST! This guy looks like a white, Anglo-Saxon unibomber. Or a chia pet model. No, wait…. I got it. I just figured out where they got their visual of the Savior:
You gotta be kidding, right? Charlton Heston as Moses? And he’s Jesus of Nazareth? C’mon, JWs! Get with it. You should be calling me to help you. As a matter of fact, how about never? Is never OK with you? I’ll be nicer to you guys if YOU’LL BE SMARTER!
And for those of you who are a bit scared right now, don’t worry. Someday we’ll all look back at this moment where I compared Jesus to Charlton Heston and we’ll have a good laugh. God has a sense of humor, too. At least I think that’s true….