Stopped at a convenience store in the Delta this afternoon and saw this car:
Are you f***ing kidding me? Seriously? The names that parents are giving their kids in the state is downright embarrassing. And impossible to spell. How did they come up with this one? Open a game of Scrabble, take a handful of tiles, throw them on the floor and then write it on a birth certificate? Is there even a damn apostrophe in Scrabble? The only people who should be allowed to have apostrophes in their names are the Hawaiians. They’re always running around and needlessly throwing apostrophes on names of their cities, businesses, and children.
Could it be that Shaniqua is Hawaiian? Hell no.