From today’s paper:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Romney the only guy left in the race for the Republican nomination? How could he NOT win? Hell, if they had a “Best Ballerina” contest in Galveston, and I was the only person who entered, then guess what? Good ole Delvan is taking home the Golden Tutu Trophy. Or whatever they call awards given to dancers. What do I know? I’m a guy.
Thank you, Nebraska. We’re all glad that you set aside this particular time to humiliate yourself. Good job, Huskers!