Breaking News From The Cornhusker State

From today’s paper:


Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Romney the only guy left in the race for the Republican nomination?  How could he NOT win?  Hell, if they had a “Best Ballerina” contest in Galveston, and I was the only person who entered, then guess what?  Good ole Delvan is taking home the Golden Tutu Trophy.  Or whatever they call awards given to dancers.  What do I know?  I’m a guy.

Thank you, Nebraska.  We’re all glad that you set aside this particular time to humiliate yourself.  Good job, Huskers!


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