Here’s a little “Freshbuzz” for you, Mr. Jared Fogel, stunt double for Dave Matthews and spokesmodel for Subway. You have been called out, brother. Now stand up, be a man, and prepare to thrown down against those fat asses at McDonald’s.
You can’t let some teenage boy with major cajones change up words on a fast-food sign and call you a pussy! Look in the mirror, dude. Do you think you look like one? Well, do you?
OK, maybe you do. But I say defend your manhood anyway and stick a footlong up their arse. You know…. that sounded really gay when I said it. Anyway, let me warn you beforehand, Killer. When you finish off that lard ass at Mickey D’s, you’ve got to take on the next challenger. This guy.