From today’s (Jackson, MS) Clarion-Ledger:
Hey, Phil Moore… You may be service experts, but I can
garantee garuntee gaurintee promise you that you’re not spelling experts. “Break Job”? No, no, no, no. You can have a spring break, prison break, or a break dance. You can break your leg or even get jail time for breaking and entering. But, no matter what…. you can’t have a break job. You can have a part-time job, a hand job or even The Book of Job, but not a break job. Unless, I guess, you’re job description involves taking a hammer to fine china. Then, maybe.
I know that you care, Phil. It says so right at the bottom of your ad. But, really? A break job? Gimme a break.