Eat, Drink and Be Mary

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This guy gal person was in Best Buy recently.  That may very well be jailhouse tattoo work, but you gotta give it credit for picking out some nice shoes.  And the scrunchie as a bracelet is multi-faceted in that it also acts as a ponytail holder.

I’d love to go up to him her it and say “The sooner you go ahead and get that whole transition thing over with, the more time you’ll have to take martial arts lessons to start defending yourself.”  But, then I have a good feeling that those pumps would fly off and an ass-whipping would begin.  And I just don’t think my self-esteem can take an “L” to this.

And on top of everything else, I’ll just bet you money that he she it has a bigger penis than I do.  Dammit.

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