If they think they’re lost, then they must be the same kind of people that gave their money to Jimmy Swaggart. You know the kind, right? All people are good.. no matter what. Geez….
I’ll give you an example of what LOST means. Just last week, I found a lost puppy and made sure that he was taken to safety. He was leashed to a mailbox in front of some kid’s house where people were showing up for a party of some sort. The dog had two balloons tied to his collar and a sign on him that said “Happy Birthday, Jimmy”. And now thanks to my generosity, that lost puppy has a new home. The shelter. No need to thank me. It’s what I do.
And by the way, I think these two would make a great duo in an updated version of White Men Can’t Jump.