By the way, I forgot to finish my rant on the whole Waffle House thing. Now, I don’t want to be like everybody else and make jokes about the waitresses there. I don’t, but I will. “What has six arms and four teeth?” Answer: The late shift at Waffle House!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Get it? Four teeth? That’s funny because there are three women. You get that by dividing the number of arms (6) by the average most women have (2). See? Oh, I crack myself up. Or not. Anyway, I noticed that Waffle House has ads in the restaurant featuring what they apparently believe in home office to be a fairly accurate sample of the waitress. Here it is:
Then why does my waitress always look more like this? Or worse?