Bird Doctors

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You know what?  I don’t think I’d label myself as “the other” anything.  And definitely not  “the other medical school”.  And really, who needs a college of osteopathic medicine?  If you’re going to be a doctor, then don’t waste it on caring for ostriches.  That’s just stupid.

Anyway, there has to be better names for your college than “the other medical school”.  How about:

William Carey University College of Osteopathic Medicine: Don’t Judge Us By Those Lawsuits

William Carey University College of Osteopathic Medicine: We Grade On The Curve

William Carey University College of Osteopathic Medicine: We’re Modest.  And Damn Proud of It.

William Carey University College of Osteopathic Medicine: We Put The Practice in Malpractice

William Carey University College of Osteopathic Medicine: The First Step Toward A Career In Auto Sales

I wonder how big the waiting rooms are for osteopathic doctors?  Those ostriches aren’t small

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