I absolutely LOVE the CBS show Big Brother. My dream would be to go on that show; except for the fact that I have to go to the bathroom alone. With nobody around. Especially … uh… well, you know. And doing everything with cameras involved would freak me out. Oh, and I have to have beer.
Anyway, this season features JENN. She’s a lesbian New Yorker with tats all over her body, jewelry in odd places and a really bad hairdo. Almost as bad as mine. Anyway, something has always bothered me about her. And tonight I discovered what it is:
Why didn’t I catch this before? She’s cross-eyed! She could literally sit on the front porch and watch the houseguests in the backyard. Now THAT is cross-eyed. Bee-atch better never get a DUI. She’d never pass that whole “flashlight in the eye” test.
Hey, Jenn… I’m keeping an eye on you. Get it?? Get it? Keeping an “eye on you”??? Yeah. Original!