I see that Chuck E Cheese (the “e” stands for e-coli) got a makeover!
Well, hold on to your Gideon Bibles, folks. Look who ELSE is getting a makeover!
Hey, wait a minute. Are you telling me that the Savior looks like a tatted up version of Aragorn from The Lord Of The Rings? Well, holy moly! VERY holy. I smell a new reality television show! Jerusalem Ink.
I’m just glad that the Cream Of Wheat folks got a makeover.
Now THAT was offensive. Everybody knows that you don’t spell “vitamins” with an “e”.