If I were a racist, I would say that anytime you mix your white dad (Pop) and some black lady (chocolate fudge), then you get Pop-Tards. Hey, racists would say it’s true. People who are mentally developmentally challenged come from race-mixing. Where do you think Mongol-oreos come from?? Or the Girl Scouts’ “Thank You Berry Much-Hausens Syndrome”? Or “Chips Derealization Disorder-Luxe”? So, there must be some validity… according to them.
But I’m not a racist. However…. I did recently see a bumper sticker that EVERYBODY hates. Including racists. It said “I LOVE NIGGERS”. See? Told you. Everybody hates it.
OK: That bumper sticker joke was courtesy of Chris Rock. I think that makes three Chris Rock mentions since I began this thing. Still funny though, right?