In the most surprising news of the year, it was just announced that Mitt Romney has been officially designated as the Republican nominee for President of the United States. Huh? Wow. Talk about a real “come from ahead” result. Why, just 90 days ago he was the only guy still in the race.
In other news that may surprise you, the earth is round. Wrestling is fixed. And, it doesn’t matter what temperature it is in the room. It’s always room temperature. That’s all. Just thought you’d like to know.
PS: Somewhere there are Ron Paul supporters crying themselves to sleep. They were “this” close! If the word “this” means “never”.